Floyd The Barber

"Hello Cobain, come on in"
[Sign on door read "Come on in"]
["Hello potty-trained, come on in"]
[Bell on door ring, come on in]
Floyd observes my hairy chin
" Sit down chair don't be afraid"
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
pee- pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shaved

[Guitar Solo]

Uh, Uh
I sense others in the room
[Floyd sends others in the room]
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's clutch
[Aunt Bea's muff] [Andy's snot]
[and a slut --Bruce Richards ]

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed